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Learning to Love Loopy Laura Loomer

Sam PattenBy Sam PattenSeptember 5, 2025Updated:September 5, 2025No Comments4 Mins Read
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Some say even a broken clock is right twice a day, while others suggest that Washington, DC has a moderating effect on people over time. Whatever the case may be, blogger and accused conspiracy theorist Laura Loomer hit it out of the park on Tuesday when she managed to get Senator Mark Warner (D-VA) dis-invited from a briefing at the National Geospatial Agency in his own constituency of Springfield, Virginia.

Sen. Warner, Loomer argued, is such a deep state tool that he’s actually a threat to national security. She may be right.

For the normies, the mere mention of Loomer’s name is enough to induce hysteria, so the overweening Warner was predictably apoplectic at getting the Heismann at an agency where he’s used to being treated like a lord of the realm. After all, the second richest senator is also the ranking member of the so-called Senate Select Committee on Intelligence (whose acronym SSCI is pronounced ‘sissy’).

Warner has long become accustomed to, at least figuratively if not literally, getting his ass-kissed wherever he slithers in The Swamp. Loomer is apparently unimpressed.

SCOOP:

Trey Whitworth, the Director of the National Geospatial-Intelligence Agency
(NGA) is hosting Russia Hoaxer Senator Mark Warner @MarkWarner for a fireside chat at NGA on Sept. 5, from 2:30-3:30 p.m. ET, in the Allder Auditorium at NGA in Washington DC.

Why are the… https://t.co/UmY0Lfy8zy

— Laura Loomer (@LauraLoomer) August 31, 2025

“How are Anti-Trump Democrats who participated in the Russia conspiracy hoax even allowed to be hosted as speakers inside our Intel agencies under the Trump admin?” she continued. “Does anyone do any vetting???? Is anyone even looking out for Donald Trump over this “long weekend’ as [former Vice President] Kamala Harris calls it?” Loomer asked on X on Sunday.

Ok, Loomer has said some whacky stuff in the past to be sure. It was after she flew on then candidate Donald Trump’s campaign plane last year that the former and future president disembarked with new-found concerns about Haitian immigrants eating cats and dogs, which appeared pretty far out to put it mildly.

More recently, her influence on the intelligence community has rattled The Establishment, and none more than Warner himself, who months ago asked rhetorically on X whether Tulsi Gabbard is still the Director of National Intelligence or is those job responsibilities have been passed on to Loomer.

Serving as one of President Trump’s unofficial loyalty cops, Loomer’s not so sotto voce counsel has led to the firings of various Deep Staters over the last seven months.

Given the documented role the Deep State played in derailing Trump’s first administration on fabricated intelligence, perhaps some of the shadowy figures who have been slinking around the center of American power for decades deserve a little sunlight. Warner is certainly one of them.

“Laura Loomer interfered with my day job,” Warner whined.

When you consider that the wealthy Virginia senator was an architect of the subsequently de-bunked ‘Russia-gate’ fairy tale, you too might find yourself a little grateful that someone interfered with his Deep State “business as usual routine.”

Is Sen. Warner just a Deep State cheerleader or actual field marshal?

The House of Representative censured then congressman from Hollywood and now Senator Adam Schiff for his role in the debacle. Schiff and his staff manufactured evidence, coached witnesses and lied repeatedly about Russia’s role in the 2016 presidential election and Trump’s relations with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky. Schiff and his co-conspirators did real, and lasting damage.

Yet maybe because he is so rich, so sleazy or so self-righteous, no senator dared hold Warner to the same level of accountability. A telling Getty photo from the SSCI hearings on Russian interference shows then FBI Director James Comey, former CIA Director John Brennan and former DNI James Clapper looking at Warner like obsequious stooges asking with unspoken, stupid and admiring grins: “what do we say next boss?”

How did Warner make his millions? A former staffer to Connecticut Senator Chris Dodd who wrote the Telecommunications Act in the late 1980s, he quickly translated his inside knowledge of the regulations to remarkably ‘savvy’ investments in the same sector in an all-too-typical public to private sector shell game.

Warner’s first Republican counterpart on the SSCI, former North Carolina Senator Richard Burr, came under SEC scrutiny when he dumped his hospitality sector stock portfolio immediately after getting an early, classified briefing on the anticipated impact of the COVID-19 pandemic. Interestingly, the Department of Justice decided not to prosecute him immediately after his vote to impeach Donald Trump. Burr was just a chump where Warner is a seasoned pro at “the game.”

So what exactly does Warner’s “day job” consist of? Quarterbacking Deep State shenanigans, if history is any indication. His slinking around intelligence agencies having ‘friendly chats’ with staff deserve a lot more scrutiny.

While the mainstream media remains outraged this week that Mark Warner was challenged, skeptics of the Deep State scored a win. Nicely done, Laura Loomer. Maybe now others will have the courage to finally do a little digging into this creep.

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Sam Patten

Patten is the Managing Editor of the Maine Wire. He worked for Maine’s last three Republican senators. He has also worked extensively on democracy promotion abroad and was an advisor in the U.S. State Department from 2008-9. He lives in Bath.

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