A self-identifying witch, going by the username “feelmycocobeats” on the r/WitchesVsPatriarchy Subreddit page, went viral on social media after claiming that former President Donald Trump is under mysterious protection from her curses.
“Some other witches have mentioned that doing spells against tRump (sic) are not as effective as we might hope as he seems to have some kind of protection around him,” said feelmycocobeats.
The apparent occultist did not explain how she discovered that her curses were ineffective against President Trump.
As an alternative to cursing Trump, the witch suggested casting a “freezer spell” against Project 2025, a Heritage Foundation policy document Democrats have repeatedly tried to weaponize against the Republican candidate.
Trump’s alleged aura of protection is unlikely to extend to Project 2025, as he has publicly disavowed it multiple times.
The Reddit witch ultimately decided not to expend any more effort combating Trump directly, calling him a “cheeto.”
Instead, she proposed that other mistresses of the dark arts follow suit in casting the Blue Wave Spell, intended to help Vice President Kamala Harris in her presidential campaign.
She credits the invention of the spell to Michael M. Hughes, a prominent occultist who claims to be the creator of “the internationally viral Mass Spell to Bind Donald Trump and All Those Who Abet Him, the largest magical working in history.”
Ironically, feelmycocobeats wished her fellow anti-patriarchy witches “Godspeed” in their endeavors to curse Trump and cast spells in favor of Democrats.
Conservative commentator Tim Pool shared another Reddit post on X, where the Reddit user agrees that Trump absorbs or reflects curses, but suggests it is actually because he is narcissistic, not due to a protective aura.
“I think narcissists in general tend to be immune to spells and curses, for good or ill. They’re like black holes where everything is absorbed or reflected by the giant event horizon of their ego,” said Reditt user xelle24.
She also advised witches to stop trying to curse Trump and instead focus their supernatural efforts on benefiting Vice President Harris.
The Maine Wire was unable to independently verify whether Trump is shielded from curses by a supernatural aura.
Until very recently, my neighborhood frogs have been up all-night frog cursing Donald Trump. It started in early summer. I guess they too gave up due to his TDS shield.
It’s not surprising that these moonbats favor Cacklin’ Kamala. Thankfully ,they aren’t under the expanding Trump tent.
It is indeed “moonbat” time of year!! God doesn’t put up with attacks of any kind on his choice for leader of our republic.
When u are a satanist and you know your powers u and when you have been abused and lied to from day 1 u get what you give “ be still ans know u are god” same as karma and it was just a little death spell no biggie
Our neighbors’ black cat was hit by a car a couple of weeks ago. Since our neighbors are Harris/Walz voters, I’m pretty sure the black cat’s untimely death is proof that Trump will win. Well, the cat did have a tiny white patch on its nose..but that doesn’t count because the cat’s name was Esme. So there’s that….
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WARNING to all “witches”….stock up on ice water !!! You’ll need it where you’re going…..