A lagging Democrat contender in Maine’s gubernatorial primary race apparently feels it’s time to get some needed effing attention.
Not only for himself, apparently, but also for his fellow Democrat, U.S. Senate hopeful Graham Platner.
How better to do it than show how effing manly you are?
In a new video campaign ad that has gone viral over the internet, Troy Jackson goes full-scale obscene as he endorses the man he calls “brother.”
“I’ve been in the Maine Legislature for 20 years,” Jackson says as he and Platner stand over a pool table, trading shots, so to speak. “I’ve seen people with power and influence basically screw us, make it hard for people to make a living, make it hard to make their payments, make it hard for people to have health insurance.
“It’s time to upset the f***ing status quo. It’s time to upset the whole system. And that is why Graham is someone who I am so excited about.”
The question is whether the ad is for Jackson or for Platner.
Jackson, after all, is trending virtually dead-last in the gubernatorial primary polls.
So how better to ratchet up a background distraction for both himself (illegal home loan) and Platner (Nazi tattoo + great sperm) than to go full postal with the four letters.
Gimme an F! Gimme a U! Gimme a …
“I’m sick and tired of the establishment telling us what we have to do,” Jackson intones. “And until we elect people like Graham Platner up and down this state, up and down this country, we’re never going to change it. And that’s why I’m endorsing this man because he’s going to change our lives in the U.S. Senate.”
That’s when the two Democrat manly men share a hug and Platner says “thank you Troy.”
“You got it brother,” Jackson replies.
Effing beautiful, bro.
Eight ball in the f***ing corner pocket.
For Graham and Troy!
Why the F not?!
