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“I’m the Johnny Appleseed of Bath Mats:” Amid Rampant Healthcare Fraud, Angus King Wants Medicare Funded Bath Mats

Seamus OthotBy Seamus OthotMay 21, 2026Updated:May 21, 20262 Comments2 Mins Read
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Sen. Angus King (I-Maine) announced a novel proposal on Wednesday to cut Medicare spending: send 20-30 million $11 bath mats to Medicare recipients to prevent costly falls.

[RELATED: Angus King Joins Democratic Senators in Challenging President Trump’s Election Integrity Executive Order…]

“I’m the Johnny Appleseed of bath mats. Whenever I go to see somebody and they don’t have one of these in their shower, I buy one and send it to them. Now here’s the proposal, though: why doesn’t CMS [the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services] send one of these to every Medicare recipient in the country,” said Sen. King.

“I did the back-of-the-envelope calculation; it would pay for itself in about nine months,” he added.

Prevention measures like an $11 bath mat could save Americans tens of thousands of dollars.
 
If Medicare would send these out to every recipient in America, I’ll bet the investment would pay for itself in under a year. pic.twitter.com/7obfboWZ6A

— Senator Angus King (@SenAngusKing) May 21, 2026

King apparently thought that the proposal was clever enough to be worth clipping for social media.

Instead of cutting down on the massive amounts of healthcare fraud exposed by The Maine Wire in his home state and by other reporters and outlets across the country, King’s idea would see CMS purchasing 20-30 million $11 bath mats in the hope that they stop enough falls that ultimately cost the taxpayer welfare programs more.

“Allow CMS to spend money on prevention, things like grab bars and bath mats. Right now, Medicare will pay for a broken hip, but they won’t pay for a grab bar in your shower; that’s just insane,” said King.

While in theory spending less on prevention to stop more costly medical expenses might make some sense, in pratice, allowing taxpayer funds to be spent on new types of items will likely open the program up for even more forms of fraud.

Bath mat companies could crop up nationwide to bill Medicare for products never produced or sold.

King’s initial estimate of 20-30 million $11 bath mats would cost $220-330 million.

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Seamus Othot

Seamus Othot is a reporter for The Maine Wire. He grew up in New Hampshire, and graduated from The Thomas More College of Liberal Arts, where he was able to spend his time reading the great works of Western Civilization. He can be reached at [email protected] or ‪(401) 216-9160‬.

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Louisewoods
Louisewoods
15 minutes ago

Does Angus have a company that makes bath mats ?
Does his cousin ?

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Kafir2022
Kafir2022
1 minute ago

Back in the early 2000’s, King launched his expensive state lap top purchase for all public middle school students. Did it result in them being better educated? If so, then why are Maine public school students ranked dead last in the nation? (No doubt, the teachers unions are also at fault).

In @2011, King received a $102m loan guarantee from the DOE for his Record Hill wind project which was another abysmal waste of taxpayer money.

With such a dismal track record, why would this insufferable political hack think this bath mat purchase is a good idea? My guess is he’s looking a kickbacks…again.

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