Former first spouse Jill Biden is pulling out all the stops trying to boost her lagging book sales.
Apparently the way to sell a sleepy memoir is now trying to dramatize old Joe Biden’s disastrous debate performance to make it seem like an anomaly.
So let’s cue Dr. Jill talking Wednesday to so-called journalist Paola Ramos about debate night 2024:
“We got on the elevator in the convention center and I look over at Joe. He looks, like, ashen, or clay-like, his coloring was really bad.
“And I thought ‘well he looks terrible but I know things are going to get better, I know things are going to get better.’”
Ramos was glad to help the cause by interjecting, “You had never seen him look like that?”
“No I never seen him look like that,” Dr. Jill replies on cue.
Then she starts with the rehearsed line about watching the moment in the debate when Joe went south.
“I’m in the green room and then I’m watching on TV and then the moment happened and it’s like, oh my god, what’s happening?
“I mean he’s, like, having a stroke, like, what’s happening?
“I mean, I was so frightened. I mean, I can remember, like, getting up out of the chair and, like, pacing, pacing, I was, like, so worried.
“So then I go up on stage and I lock eyes with him and I see he looks OK, we give each other a kiss and say hi to the moderators.
“We’re walking off the stage he says to me – and I’m not going to say what he said – but ‘I (f***ed) up.’”
The Jill book tour goes on to live another day – even if to make it successful Dr. Jill has to pretend debate night was the first time she’d ever seen an embalmed president of the United States.
That, of course, has to be the narrative she’s selling to try to convince America’s voters that President Biden’s mental infirmities had never before evidenced themselves, else she’d be admitting all along she knew Joe was out of it and should not have run for a second term.
Meanwhile, Joe Biden the corpse in chief made a reappearance Thursday, looking dazed and confused on the stage at Obama’s library opening after everyone else had left.
Remember when Old Joe was wagging his finger at us who avoided the jab saying he was running out of patience?
I do. Go f yourself, you old fool.
Lets go Brandon, FJB
Be a fool, drool a stool, Brandon.
Please, LouiseWoods, call him a ” Cabbage head ” it’s the perfect description.
He still does
Me thinks …..” The Cabbage Head “ is very CLOSE TO BEING a corpse .
Jill is close behind
Google the internet blog “ Coffee and Covid “ for musings of the true author of the Cabbage Head name .
Yes JW, I remember that.
I also remember stressing out about starting my own business because I’d be fired from the 100+ employee company I work for, for not taking the poison jab.
Let’s go Brandon
Cue the music…”My D-I-V-O-R-C-E becomes final today”. I guess marital loyalty is dead in the Biden clan!! Next up, Mo Obama!!