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‘Graham Has Great Sperm’ And His Father Has A Great Checking Account

Ted CohenBy Ted CohenMay 19, 2026Updated:May 19, 202611 Comments2 Mins Read1K Views
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Democrat U.S. Senate candidate Graham Platner’s father paid for him and his wife to receive fertility treatments in Norway, according to a new report.

When Platner and wife Amy Gertner did a campaign commercial six months ago saying they were going to Norway for affordable reproductive treatments, they never disclosed they weren’t paying for them.

Washington Free Beacon now reports who was – his dad.

No wonder they were so affordable.

At the time, Gertner famously said that โ€œGraham has great spermโ€ but the swimmers were apparently coming up short.

So Graham took Amy and his great sperm on a mid-campaign flight to Norway.

Since then the couple has said that Gertner got pregnant but then lost her baby.

While a painful loss for sure, the Platner campaign used infertility as a campaign wedge against Gov. Janet Mills to try to steal women voters to his column.

Mills has since dropped out of the primary race, perhaps leaving Grahamโ€™s sperm to fend for another cause.

The IVF gift from old man Platner “is the latest sign of how Platner, who describes himself as a โ€˜working-class Mainer,โ€™ has relied on his wealthy family for support,โ€ writes Beacon reporter Chuck Ross. โ€œHis father also loaned him the money to buy his house.โ€

Tom Shattuck, managing editor of The Maine Wire, finds the political hypocrisy alarming.

Will Platner's dad foot the bill for his universal health care plan too? pic.twitter.com/R1jIoi4oc7

— The Maine Wire (@TheMaineWire) May 18, 2026

โ€œInstead of universal health care can we just have Mr. Platner’s wallet?โ€ Shattuck quipped on his regular broadcast, referring to the candidate’s father.

Platner has said that, if he is elected to the Senate, he hopes to provide Norwegian-style pricing to “working people” in the United States as part of a government-funded universal health care system.

โ€œThere’s nothing real about this guy,โ€ Shattuck said, noting the one confirmed exception – a so-called Nazi chest tattoo.

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Islander
Islander
27 days ago

No wonder he had thinks everything should be free, he already has someone else paying for him. He is kind of old to be still mooching off his parents, imo.

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Nina
Nina
27 days ago

He has the support of his family.Good for him. The fact that he is a Demoncrat is disqualifying.

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Louisewoods
Louisewoods
27 days ago

Karen ( from down on the bridge ) swoons when she sees โ€œGerryโ€ Platner .
Ted gets a little jealous .
Karen buys oysters to feed to Ken and pretends heโ€™s Gerry when they are in bed .
Karen and Ted will vote for Platner in November .
Karen and Ted are good little Commies .

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mainer
mainer
27 days ago

Platner is the Hunter Biden of Maine.

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Tervis
Tervis
27 days ago

The only woman that tells the world she swallows

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Bill
Bill
27 days ago

Rich white privileged?

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In all fairness
In all fairness
27 days ago

โ€œPresident Donald Trump received at least $413 million from his father over the decades, much of that through dubious tax dodges, including outright fraudโ€
AP News

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Tervis
Tervis
27 days ago

I think the poster below meant LEGAL tax loopholes

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Exfed
Exfed
27 days ago

Norway, ME?

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Rooster
Rooster
27 days ago

So the No Kings people want the government to take care of them?

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Jeff Woehrle
Jeff Woehrle
27 days ago

This is so cringe.

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