If you have an extra chair at your Fourth Of July barbecue bitter public servant Chellie Pingree says “sorry I can’t make it.”
In an SNL-trademarked Debbie Downer video message Saturday on Facebook, the First District congresswoman confirmed she’s the hit of the party. Not!
Looking tired, disheveled and depressed, the wrinkled, aging 71-year-old Democrat spoke from a trip on the North Haven ferry complaining about how much she hates her elected job in the nation’s capital.
“It’s the end of another crappy week in Washington, and, uh, Republicans continued their horrendous agenda,” Chellie said from, uh, Maine.
Pingree complained, among other things, about ICE getting more money to keep criminal alien third-world thugs from invading her idyllic island cottage.
“The president is trying to use it as his personal tool to get rid of immigrants in this country,” she said, “but also God knows what he will do with this private military next.”
Then maybe the best part…
“Uh, that wasn’t all of it,” she said, referring to her list of complaints.
“This weekend is Donald J. Trump’s birthday, and on Sunday he’s planning his big cage wrestling match on the White House lawn.
“There’s a lawsuit being filed against that because, by the way, that is your property as an American citizen, and they are using American dollars, and there’s a tremendous amount of corruption about the money that’ll be made by the Donald Trump family and all the others associated with this. More bad actions from the Trump White House.”
Now, seriously folks, if you can’t rally for cage wrestling on the White House Lawn just weeks before America’s 250th Celebration of Independence, then, yah, stay on North Haven and do your deep-knee bends picking cucumbers from your organic garden.
Poor Chellie, 17 years getting paid for one of the best (taxpayer-financed) “jobs” in the world and she looks downright suicidal.
Maybe she’d be happier if she returned to her home state – Minnesota, where WWF ex-wrestling star Jesse Ventura once served as governor.
Hopefully Jesse can still teach the old girl how to enjoy a good wrestling match.
Yet it’s okay for daughter “HANNAH” to be an important player in Mills’ devastation of the State of Maine!! And it’s okay for Pingree herself to vote with the Squad to devastate the United States!!
“stay on North Haven and do your deep-knee bends picking cucumbers from your organic garden.” More likely she will be doing the deep knee bends in her asparagus patch.
North Haven, where it’s at least 10° cooler than the rest of Maine, 20° cooler than Washington, and will be all week.
I’ve bend down to DC in June, the hedges of Gardenias in bloom (seriously, a 3 foot high hedge of them) are nice otherwise it’s miserable. Street so hot that it burns your feet, weather so muggy you feel like you’re in a sauna, and at night on the national mall, mosquitoes, worse than anything I’ve ever seen in Maine.
Forget painting the reflecting pools, how about tossing some insecticide in them!
and the thunderstorms are so severe they routinely shot out the subway system…
oh, they’re gonna have great fun watching that cage match, even if they don’t have to run to cover the thunderstorm. I don’t think this is one of Trump‘s better ideas, but hey, he didn’t paint the White House gold like people feared…
Much better than the sprite fiasco Biden put on,with the gay flag taking the front and center spot instead of the AMERICAN flag.
Hate has not aged her well,
Other than enriching herself, can anyone tell us what she has done for Maine? Flooding us with illegals comes to mind
She’s such a looser, anything that is done to bring ppl together, these demorats hate.
She’s such a looser, anything that is done to bring ppl together, these demorats hate.
What a thoroughly unattractive, creepy woman. Unfortunately, she’s a very typical aging Maine liberal.
Is pingree and rosey twins.. just asking
MMA fighting is a hellova lot easier on the eyes than a bunch of gay retarded MEN dressed as WOMEN prancing around on the WH lawn with Biden looking lost in time that we were subjected to.
More wholesome than Bidens Drag show / story hour on the White House Lawn.
being right, UFC good vs evil – being left, drag shows grooming your children
Trump is a loser
I love how these snowflakes are so easily triggered.
Party on, President Trump!
Pingree has always been angry. Her first campaign advertisements in ’91 featured Pingree speaking through clenched teeth – the first campaign ad I recall of an angry, unhinged women fulminating about how awful conditions had become.
If she’s truly that unhappy and angry she’s lived a wasted life. Justice served.
Did Pingree complain about this?: One of the most widely reported examples occurred in December 2022, when drag performer Marti G. Cummings attended the White House signing ceremony for the Respect for Marriage Act. Other drag entertainers, including Shangela and Brita Filter, also attended the event.
In addition, the Biden administration hosted LGBTQ+ Pride events and included various LGBTQ+ activists, performers, and public figures at White House functions. There was no official drag show held at the White House, but drag performers were among invited guests at certain events.
So, the answer is yes—drag queens and drag performers were invited to White House events during the previous administration.
Are you sure she’s 71 not 91? My wife is 72 and much prettier than that ole hag with no wrinkles>
Bitch please….you are nothing but a big ol’ ugly hypocrite.
According to your high standards I suppose Trump should grab his wife by the wrist, pose in a towel on a pervert dating site and have a wank in a porty potty….
Shut up pingree.
Honestly instead of picking cucumbers she should prop her self on a pole in the garden as a permanent SCARECROW!!
Probably scar off everything birds, woodchucks, deer you name it.
I didnt hear chel squaking about the topless big boobed tranny parading around the whitehouse lawn during the bribe em administration.
The mouth that roars and spews nothing but false information which seems to me as an elected public official broadcasting to constituents’ misinformation to serve her Lizzy Warren girlfriend agenda as two of the most reprehensible elected officials in DC, Pingree has to go. Pingree has none nothing for Maine except enrich herself along with a now second ex-husband (yep, the millionaire) and don’t forget her mini me Hanna who spent the last 8 years in a do-nothing political hack job with the Mills mob. The Republicans or some independent couldn’t even offer a legit candidate this year to run against her. In fact, you would never know her seat is up this November as not a single campaign commercial. Pinhead is so confident in her woke victory this fall she isn’t even campaigning. If Maine can’t do better that a Marxists Dem guaranteed vote no matter the bill and anything to undermine an elected president, we are truly deserving of what we get. PLEASE send help
Who is this Chellie Pingree person and why is he so ugly?
“It’s the end of another crappy week in Washington, and, uh, Republicans continued their horrendous agenda,” Chellie said from, uh, Maine.
Forget the chair Mad dam Chellie. You could fetch the peanut oil though. I think you know where it is. In that lower cabinet your uncle built in rehab workshop, in prison.
Just can’t put enough powder in/on that one boys!
Look, this has nothing to do with a cage fight and everything to do about Trump, this goat in congress would be ring side with popcorn if it was done via O’Bummer or Biden, but because it’s Trump, she’s going to whine, so tired of these DC TDS btches!
Look, this has nothing to do with a cage fight and everything to do about Trump, this goat in congress would be ring side with popcorn if it was done via O’Bummer or Biden, but because it’s Trump, she’s going to whine, so tired of these DC TDS btches!