If you have an extra chair at your Fourth Of July barbecue bitter public servant Chellie Pingree says “sorry I can’t make it.”
In an SNL-trademarked Debbie Downer video message Saturday on Facebook, the First District congresswoman confirmed she’s the hit of the party. Not!
Looking tired, disheveled and depressed, the wrinkled, aging 71-year-old Democrat spoke from a trip on the North Haven ferry complaining about how much she hates her elected job in the nation’s capital.
“It’s the end of another crappy week in Washington, and, uh, Republicans continued their horrendous agenda,” Chellie said from, uh, Maine.
Pingree complained, among other things, about ICE getting more money to keep criminal alien third-world thugs from invading her idyllic island cottage.
“The president is trying to use it as his personal tool to get rid of immigrants in this country,” she said, “but also God knows what he will do with this private military next.”
Then maybe the best part…
“Uh, that wasn’t all of it,” she said, referring to her list of complaints.
“This weekend is Donald J. Trump’s birthday, and on Sunday he’s planning his big cage wrestling match on the White House lawn.
“There’s a lawsuit being filed against that because, by the way, that is your property as an American citizen, and they are using American dollars, and there’s a tremendous amount of corruption about the money that’ll be made by the Donald Trump family and all the others associated with this. More bad actions from the Trump White House.”
Now, seriously folks, if you can’t rally for cage wrestling on the White House Lawn just weeks before America’s 250th Celebration of Independence, then, yah, stay on North Haven and do your deep-knee bends picking cucumbers from your organic garden.
Poor Chellie, 17 years getting paid for one of the best (taxpayer-financed) “jobs” in the world and she looks downright suicidal.
Maybe she’d be happier if she returned to her home state – Minnesota, where WWF ex-wrestling star Jesse Ventura once served as governor.
Hopefully Jesse can still teach the old girl how to enjoy a good wrestling match.
Yet it’s okay for daughter “HANNAH” to be an important player in Mills’ devastation of the State of Maine!! And it’s okay for Pingree herself to vote with the Squad to devastate the United States!!
“stay on North Haven and do your deep-knee bends picking cucumbers from your organic garden.” More likely she will be doing the deep knee bends in her asparagus patch.
North Haven, where it’s at least 10° cooler than the rest of Maine, 20° cooler than Washington, and will be all week.
I’ve bend down to DC in June, the hedges of Gardenias in bloom (seriously, a 3 foot high hedge of them) are nice otherwise it’s miserable. Street so hot that it burns your feet, weather so muggy you feel like you’re in a sauna, and at night on the national mall, mosquitoes, worse than anything I’ve ever seen in Maine.
Forget painting the reflecting pools, how about tossing some insecticide in them!
and the thunderstorms are so severe they routinely shot out the subway system…
oh, they’re gonna have great fun watching that cage match, even if they don’t have to run to cover the thunderstorm. I don’t think this is one of Trump‘s better ideas, but hey, he didn’t paint the White House gold like people feared…
Much better than the sprite fiasco Biden put on,with the gay flag taking the front and center spot instead of the AMERICAN flag.
Hate has not aged her well,
Other than enriching herself, can anyone tell us what she has done for Maine? Flooding us with illegals comes to mind