It was only a matter of time before Graham’s exes started telling tales out of school – including the pie-plate caper.
“You’ll be shocked to learn that Graham Platner’s ex-lovers are now coming out of the woodwork,” said Steve Robinson, editor in chief of The Maine Wire
For instance:
“I very briefly was talking to and then consequently seeing Graham Platner from about February 2021 until mid July 2021 when it was revealed to me that he was cheating on his fiancé at the time. He knew about the f**king tattoo.”
Gov. Janet Mills, meanwhile, was secretly, vicariously, living through her opponent Platner’s female travails until she dropped out of the Democrat primary U.S. Senate race.
In her dreams, the 78-year-old widowed governor was probably wishing that someone would unearth some of her past boyfriends to make her seem more relevant against her 41-year-old sperm-king opponent.
But alas, unfortunately for Janet all the focus on misogynistic behavior has been directed towards Graham Platner.
In an odd sort of way, Graham’s girls brought him a watershed of publicity that any candidate would covet.
As the actress Bette Davis once famously said , “the only thing worse than their talking about you behind your back is ignoring you.”
“I will write a full statement about my story and what I think his candidacy means for ‘progressive politics’ because despite my joke about being a ‘spurned lover’ with a stolen pie dish I never tried to out him but instead watched him lie to the people of Maine and our country,” says one Graham ex.
The real victim of all of this is not necessarily Graham’s ex-girlfriend’s but his wife, Amy Gertner, who suddenly realized shortly after they were married that he was two-timing her on a social-media dating app.
Oh for the good old days when Amy was talking about his great sperm…
Maybe Ann Coulter is right about women being too stupid to vote.
Really ignorant bunch these Platner pushers.
Do just a tiny bit of research and your not going to vote Democrat
Yet the far left liberal women will shout his name from the rooftops and then go out and vote for him. The same way they see Luigi Mangione as their hero who shot UnitedHealthcare CEO.
I won’t be surprised if nazi-boy eventually steps down and they slide Mills in without a primary, just like Kamala
The Dems won’t care, like they didn’t care about heels up Harris being shoved at them without a primary.
“HE’S OUR GUY”
Maine democrat/communists.
Ooii, Ooii,Ooii!! The drama ! LOOSER.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 BUT THE SAD FACT IS HES MADE IT THIS FAR… says alot about out voting populace….
Maine is getting lots of National Attention, but for All the Wrong Reasons! Absolutely Disgraceful Candidate that supposedly received over 70% of the Democratic vote? But, Voting in Maine is Questionable at best? Democrats in Maine have an Ace up their sleeve? Shannon Bellows will make sure Comrade Platner has a chance to win with Rank Choice Voting. What a scam she runs!
I am so fortunate and glad that i no longer live in Socialist Communist Maine!
Obama sees him as an up and coming democrat along his line and sent his people who got Barack reelected in 2012. Bathhouse Barry is never wrong I’m told
P-Hustle could have avoided a lot of headline trouble with a settlement offer, a few C&D letters, and a cleaner legal strategy. Janet might as well concede and hand over the perfect-image playbook. Public image management really is a full-time job.
OI!
The FIX IS IN!! Trust me, one way or another Phustle will win. Annddd with a Dem Guvnr with his minions in the Legislature, life will be HELL for all Conservatives! When the burn hits everybody else (looking at YOU commiemarxsocialists!) WHO Y’ALL GOING TO BLAME?
TRUMP??