A Twitter “satirist” has attracted more than 3.7 million clicks after reporting that the embattled former head coach of the New England Patriots is losing his Maine-born gal pal.
If so – Wiki said it was then pulled the report – it’s been quite a week for Bill Belichick, who also failed to get into the HOF.
But, which for Bill would be worse – missing out on the Hall of Fame or losing his youthful Maine squeeze?
Shane Tuttle, a podcaster on X, the social-media platform perhaps better known as Twitter, set gossips on fire with the following headline:
“Bill Belichick and Jordon Hudson are reportedly no longer dating.”
Maybe true, maybe not, but Tuttle’s followers were having a field day with it.
Even though Tuttle calls himself a satirist, X seemed to take his report to heart. ❤️
XXX OOO, run that ball!
Poor Bill, to lose his Maine gal pal would come in a tough week when he was reportedly rejected on his first ballot to the NFL Hall of Fame.
ESPN quoted sources saying he failed to secure the necessary 80 percent of votes from the selection committee.
Despite six Super Bowl titles as head coach, his candidacy was supposedly impacted by “Spygate” and other factors.
The “Spygate” scandal was an NFL controversy during the 2007 season when it was discovered that the Pats were taping opposing coaches’ signals during games under Belichick.
It began when the Pats were disciplined by the NFL for videotaping New York Jets’ defensive coaches’ signals from an unauthorized location during a September 9, 2007 game.
Belichick was also the Pats top dog when legendary quarterback Tom Brady was allegedly caught using deflated footballs to make throwing easier in a scandal known as “Deflategate.”
After leaving the Pats, Belichick in 2025 became head coach of the North Carolina Tar Heels, where he’s often been short of goal.
If Belichick has endured criticism for his coaching abilities at the collegiate level, he’s also come under fire for having his young outspoken partner – aka ‘assistant coach’ – standing on the sidelines with him, in her mini-skirt and knee-high white leather boots yet.
But enough about the sightlines.
Let’s get back to the real game – the controversial romance between Belichick and his temperamental chick, the one, the only, former beauty queen Jordon Hudson.
Hudson, born and raised in Maine, has earned a reputation as a hothead, once jumping into the middle of a CBS interview of Belichick, exclaiming ‘stop the show, no more personal questions’ when the reporter asked about their strange age-divided relationship.
Hudson, who is a mere 49 years younger than the former Pats head coach, met her sugar daddy on a fateful plane ride.
The ex-cheerleader was born on April 3, 2001 in Ellsworth, Maine to Lee and Heath Hudson. Her parents owned Frenchmans Bay Fisheries, a mussel and seaweed farming business.
She has been dating Belichick for five headline-screaming years. His daughter, who calls the mercurial Jordon “batsh*t crazy,” has urged her father to dump her.
Belichick was born April 16, 1952, meaning he and his pending Down East-bred squeeze are about to celebrate their shared birth month – whether together or apart…
If Bill and Jordon are not breaking up, the fact that a satirical social-media post would attract millions of clicks is an indication that Belichick can make news even when it’s not true.
But according to Wiki it is true. Or maybe was. “She is the former girlfriend of American football coach Bill Belichick,” Wiki reported Friday morning. Then Wiki reversed its report, saying she is in fact still his girlfriend. 💔?
In the gridiron world, the mounting intrigue over the spiraling romance is paralleled only by the growing anticipation over Superbowl LX – which on February 8 will feature the Seattle Seahawks and the… New England Patriots. 🏈
