A Saco woman who apparently needed a quick pickup – and a fast one at that – went full triage, cops say.
Crystal Zahn, 46, has been charged with stealing her ride from MaineHealth Maine Medical Center in Biddeford.
Zahn was stopped by police in Buxton after officers spotted the medical vehicle that Northeast Ambulance reported had been taken from the hospital.
Northeast had an active tracking device on the stolen ambulance and was able to provide live updates on the vehicle’s location, according to Biddeford Buzz.
Zahn was charged with two counts of theft.



