Maine Secretary of State Shenna Bellows, who couldn’t even manage a plate rollout, has announced her new political bedfellow – public-bathroom masturbator-in-chief Graham Platner.
“So glad to have Graham on my team!” the Democrat gubernatorial hopeful says on Facebook. “Together we’re going to usher in a new chapter for a progressive and affordable Maine!”
Notwithstanding the overuse of exclamation marks, Bellows apparently sees the misogynistic Democrat U.S. Senate primary leader as her salvation.
Though Platner’s recently-discovered social-media posts paint him as a bathhouse troll, Bellows sees something otherwise-attractive in him.
Could it be winning?
He’s leading the polls while she’s having trouble gaining elective traction.
After all, but for his offensive history degrading women (‘rape victims get what they want) Platner has an electoral magic escaping poor Shenna.
As it stands now, the polls show her losing to media darling Nirav Shah, who despite mismanaging pandemics in not just one but two states is the top polled choice to succeed two-term-limited Democrat Janet Mills.
Failed Governor Mills, saddled with a level of statehouse corruption even Democrats find astounding, recently quit her pathetic attempts to overtake Platner in the primary race to take on five-term GOP Sen. Susan Collins.
Mills has thrown her losing weight behind Hannah Pingree, a former member of her executive-leadership team.
So Bellows decided to define relevancy as an ex-Marine who polls show older women just adore.
If the way Bellows mishandled the rollout of misprinted license plates and absentee ballots is her ticket to the Blaine House, she may be as misinformed as those who think the Shah of Maine and failed physician would make a good governor.
Bellows is in synch with Platner’s wife, who famously touted his “great sperm” amid the couple’s well-publicized reproductive difficulties.
Despite their awkward political partnership she apparently sees a seed of hope, even when the polls show otherwise.
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