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Plategate, Ballotgate Queen Joins Hands With Sperm King In A Joint Bid To…Win?

Ted CohenBy Ted CohenMay 23, 2026Updated:May 23, 202613 Comments2 Mins Read2K Views
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Maine Secretary of State Shenna Bellows, who couldn’t even manage a plate rollout, has announced her new political bedfellow – public-bathroom masturbator-in-chief Graham Platner.

“So glad to have Graham on my team!” the Democrat gubernatorial hopeful says on Facebook. “Together we’re going to usher in a new chapter for a progressive and affordable Maine!”

Notwithstanding the overuse of exclamation marks, Bellows apparently sees the misogynistic Democrat U.S. Senate primary leader as her salvation.

Though Platner’s recently-discovered social-media posts paint him as a bathhouse troll, Bellows sees something otherwise-attractive in him.

Could it be winning?

He’s leading the polls while she’s having trouble gaining elective traction.

After all, but for his offensive history degrading women (‘rape victims get what they want) Platner has an electoral magic escaping poor Shenna.

As it stands now, the polls show her losing to media darling Nirav Shah, who despite mismanaging pandemics in not just one but two states is the top polled choice to succeed two-term-limited Democrat Janet Mills.

Failed Governor Mills, saddled with a level of statehouse corruption even Democrats find astounding, recently quit her pathetic attempts to overtake Platner in the primary race to take on five-term GOP Sen. Susan Collins.

Mills has thrown her losing weight behind Hannah Pingree, a former member of her executive-leadership team.

So Bellows decided to define relevancy as an ex-Marine who polls show older women just adore.

If the way Bellows mishandled the rollout of misprinted license plates and absentee ballots is her ticket to the Blaine House, she may be as misinformed as those who think the Shah of Maine and failed physician would make a good governor.

Bellows is in synch with Platner’s wife, who famously touted his “great sperm” amid the couple’s well-publicized reproductive difficulties.

Despite their awkward political partnership she apparently sees a seed of hope, even when the polls show otherwise.

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mark violette
mark violette
23 days ago

the strange keeps gets stagger, at the problems are in the same room

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Bingo
Bingo
23 days ago

Communists unite!

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Kafir2022
Kafir2022
23 days ago

These two Commies are definitely not among our best and brightest.

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Louisewoods
Louisewoods
23 days ago

Two people , we will hopefully never have to hear from again , after November .
Dangerous people who have no place in Maine government .

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bobhickok
bobhickok
23 days ago

All of the Commie Clowns are hoping at least one of them wins so he/she/it can hire the others. All are terrified of having to work in the private sector.

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Trump family is most corrupt in hustory
Trump family is most corrupt in hustory
23 days ago

Has anyone seen any pictures of stormy danial lately? Good lord. She looks like a female version of Trump. Seriously. Trump with sagging boobs.

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Ed Stubbs
Ed Stubbs
22 days ago

Bellows and Platner want to make Maine Progressive and Affordable?

They have proven for 8 years progressive ideals have raped working classs tax payers and elders!
VOTE THEM OUT

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Handy N Handsome
Handy N Handsome
22 days ago

Dim and dimmer.

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OncebigBob
OncebigBob
22 days ago

RCV, is here for one reason and one reason only, that reason, democrats have no platform, no leader, and heart or soul, so they have no way to win with out rigging and cheating. I look at these zipper heads and say, no way will Mainers vote for them…..then I look around. November could be the end of Maine as we know it, Mainers need to wake up!

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MaineMadMan
MaineMadMan
22 days ago

Figured they would join up as both are card carrying Democratic Socialists.The last nails in the coffin of Maine, so to speak
Interesting how the Sec State has “found” a way to game the RCV system in her favor. Just saying for my cat.

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LuntersHaptop
LuntersHaptop
22 days ago

Buck
Fellows

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Bill
Bill
21 days ago

I pray the silent majority rejects these extremist.

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Red-eye
Red-eye
19 days ago

Maybe they should meet in the nearest porta potty and Shana can Platner a hand with a hard problem

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