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Sure, Troy May Be Sleeping With His Cousin, But He’s Not Just Your Average Lumberjack

Ted CohenBy Ted CohenAugust 3, 2026Updated:August 3, 20264 Comments2 Mins Read2K Views
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The founder of a popular liberal Maine news outlet is wondering whether the New York Times is living under a rock. Or, more aptly, beneath a tree stump.

“One day, national reporters will start treating Maine as if it’s something more than a cute story out of a children’s book,” says Naomi Schalit. “Today is at least the 2nd time in one week that a NYTimes writer has called Troy Jackson a “’lumberjack.’”

Schalit, who co-founded The Maine Monitor, says she is shocked that the country’s alleged paper of record is so behind the times, no pun intended.

“Paul Bunyan was a lumberjack” Schalit says. “Troy Jackson is a logger, not a mythic character out of folktales and children’s books – national media, please take note!”

Schalit, now politics and legal affairs editor of The Conversation U.S., posted her widely read NYT takedown on LinkedIn, where she engaged followers similarly astonished at the paper’s archaic approach.

The Times recently reported that Maine Democrats ”have chosen an honest-to-God lumberjack” to take on five-term GOP Sen. Susan Collins.

Like, isn’t the New York Times supposed to be the gold standard of the use of language? That concept is as archaic as the Times copy editors, who need to update their 1950s-era New York Times Style Book.

“Don’t hold your breath for an attitude correction at the Times,” humphed retired Bowdoin College professor David Vail in a comment posted on Schalit’s column.

“Duly warned,” Schalit replied, adding that The Guardian is also now calling Troy of Allagash a “lumberjack.”

ABC News is also calling labeling Jackson “a liberal lumberjack,” evidence Maine is truly still a fable in the eyes of the world.

In truth, the outside perception of the Pine Tree State as a backwoods, incestuous enclave may actually benefit the modern-day Paul Bunyan of Allagash, Maine.

The more Democrats can paint Troy Jackson as an everyman alternative to a fake oyster farmer, the better he may fare against Collins this fall.

Jackson undoubtedly would take a hard pass in a etymological debate over whether he is a lumberjack or consanguineous.

Judging from the explosion of publicity over his sharing two sons with his second cousin, the everyman lumberjack would far prefer the archaic reference.

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Nichole
Nichole
19 days ago

What’s worse? Second cousin, or Susan Collins having an affair with her husband when he was still married to his wife dying from cancer?

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Bugnutta
Bugnutta
19 days ago

Second cousin. Next question?

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Anita Knobber
Anita Knobber
19 days ago

Just democrat’s be-n democrat’s.

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Louisewoods
Louisewoods
15 days ago

He’s not a lumberjack .
He’s a rube who cut pulp wood once upon a time , and likes to wear ball caps .
Those are his two biggest qualifications .

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