Aging “No Kings” Boomers and nose-ring Columbia Intifada enthusiasts alike have a new boyfriend and his name is Nicolás Maduro. His thick, Stalin coif and mustache press all the right buttons for American progressives who adore anyone seen as oppositional to President Donald J. Trump. Many of the Madurosexuals hated the deposed Venezuelan dictator only months ago but there is no about-face too clunky in the war against Trump. Obviously this is the tattoo Graham Platner wishes he had, not the tattoo he actually has. After conceding that he was a bit of a bad boy, former Vice President Kamala…